Brett Favre and the Increased Homicide Rate

I may have lived in Chicago for the last three years, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to change my pro sports teams fandom that easily. I will never be anything other than a Green Bay Packers fan.

So I say it as a true Green Bay Packers fan…if Brett Favre comes back and plays for any other team than the Packers, there will be an increase in the homicide rate in Chicago, as I will be forced to go on a killing spree.

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